What is the best way to catch a yellow-toothed, redwing gorilla?

Send him an invitation to a party where he will be the guest of honor.


When he shows up at the party, have him sit in a chair in the middle of the floor. Then have a female gorilla dressed as a belly dancer do a little dance with a big scarf and as she dances around him with the scarf ...pretty soon he is all tied up and you got him!


Should work ...shouldn't it???


Well good luck how ever you do it! ;)

What is the best way to catch a yellow-toothed, redwing gorilla?
Set up a trap underneath a tree with a banana in it!



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